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Crissy Cums @ TheMinion.com
Crissy Cums has a great set of tits. I really can’t talk too much shit on her since she wasn’t as violent as previous porn sluts on this site. Chrissy Cums nurtured my cock as if gold came out of it. She rode me as if her life depended on it. Crissy has a strong head on her shoulders since she kept her sanity throughout the duration of our sex session. She even asked me to take her back to her hotel for another go around. I almost allowed that to happen but I couldn’t for two reasons. 1- I had to wait for the maids to clean up the aftermath and 2- I had to make it to the market on time since they were about to mark the donuts 1/2 off. Did Crissy Cum after our romp? Did I digest another 3000 calories before the night was over? Absolutely!



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Myha Monroe @ TheMinion.com
This New York fuck toy brought her east coast attitude and I just wasn’t having it…..son! I wasn in the middle of enjoying some nose candy when I got the call that she was in dire need of cash. As you can see I’m in dire need of stretching my limbs so we killed 2 birds with one stone. Myah’s tight little body was strong enough to support my mass as my raging cock brushed this porn star’s teeth. I sent her packing once my enormous sack was drained. From what I understand she’s back in New York and underwent hypnosis in an effort to forget the ordeal she went through. I almost feel sorry for her. Almost.



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Cassidy Blue @ TheMinion.com
I can’t believe that some of these wacky porn whores have the gall to try to humiliate me. After all, I’m the measuring stick in this business of porn. Porn star Cassidy Blue is a dumb broad with big tits who goes one-on-one with the sleazy one. Cassidy Blue threw me in mud and then turned the hose on me. I get the last laugh in the scene as always as she wraps my whopper and rides me until my balls drain. I hear she left porn after religion came into her life. In this scene, she prays to the gods of the cumshot because that’s what she got!



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Katrina Isis @ TheMinion.com
It was a wonderful day to spend outdoors. The red fruit juice was flowing, the bagels were baking, and my stomach was growling. The only way my lazy Sunday could be better was if I called in a favor to have some wacky porn whore delivered to my door in 30 minutes or less. Katrina Isis wants to make it big in porn the same way all these other girls want fame and fortune. Little do they know that it’s not all it’s cracked up to be. You can’t make an omelet without cracking some eggs. Wow, I feel like steak and eggs as I watch this scene. Fellas, there’s a certain point in this scene where you can see Katrina’s soul escape her body. Be on the lookout.



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Sammi Cruz @ TheMinion.com
My conquest of the entire world continues one porn whore at a time. I heard Sammy Cruz used to do donkey shows in Tijuana and wanted to come to porn valley to mess with this gringo. She said my tits are bigger than hers but I think she’s full of shit….or is she full of beans? This little chalupa had quite the mouth on her that went to good use on my raging meatstick. Sammi Cruz sugared my churro like nobodies business. Sammi had a wet pussy like nobodies business. Sammi also runs a cleaning service that is her business but soon to be mine once I brainwash this dirty slut.



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Lucy Thai @ TheMinion.com
Confucius said that "7 day honeymoon make whole weak" and The Minion says: "Every whore has a price". Lucy Thai brought her MSG-ridden ass to my home in hopes of becoming a huge star. She did some work but gave up faster than a Frenchman during the German assault. Luci Tai’s snatch goes up and down instead of vertically which I found very interesting. Unlike most of the other girls here she was quite submissive which is what they teach in those gook schools when they’re younger. I love Lucy Thai since she took my goo like a true champ and did my dry cleaning as well.



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Lori London @ TheMinion.com
I can’t stress enough that I am the measuring stick in porn. Lori London is a fiend for the "white stuff" and I’m not talking about jizz. Her boyfriend was arrested for trying to sneak the shit up his ass while going through airport security. I agreed to get him a bail bondsman but only if his girlfriend put her annoying voice to good use. Fuck it, she put her mouth to good use and I made sure my stamina was at an all time high. My cock was at full attention as well as my stocks in fast food places I have a vested interest in. I dumped my load and sent her on her way. I hear that her boyfriend is now on his third strike and is on the run from the law. I hope it happens so Lori will beg me for a place to crash. I’ll allow her on the condition that my buffet buddies get to gangbang her on Wednesday nights since my local buffet has pork night and I’m not down with that.



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Lexi Milf @ TheMinion.com
I love older women. I love cheese that’s been aged as well. I had Lexi come over since I like variety in the ages of the whores I bang. It’s kind of like those breakfast cereal variety packs you find in aisle 5. This seasoned broad did something to me since I popped 2 times before I should have. I was so embarrassed but then I remembered that I’m The Minion and I never fuck up. It was her fault for being so fucking hot and milking my cock with her pussy walls. I had her come back the second and third time by promising to make her a superstar. I also told her that her husband was fucking his secretary and a great way to get back at him was to come back and let me jizz on her over and over again.



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Kelly Wells @ TheMinion.com
Kelly Wells is one of my favorite porn star whores. This is her first time on camera and she’s gone on to be the amazing whore you now see on such sites as RuthBlackwell.com and BlacksonBlondes.com I like to think that the sight of my Adonis-like body ignited the fire within her to become the best whore she can be. It almost brings a tear to my eyes since I molded this piece of meat into such a cock sucking machine. Watch the genesis of a whore in the making as she goes one-on-one with the Minion. Kelly Wells, I hope you’re reading this because I want to marry you. I’ll split everything with you except my food. Bitch, if you ever touch my food then it’s on!



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Katin @ TheMinion.com
Ah, I remember Katin. She claimed to be a surfer girl which I guess she thought made her better than the other porn whores I’ve fucked. She was wrong, wrong, WRONG! I made sure that we partied outside since I was having my house fumigated for roaches. Apparently I left some food in some hard to reach places and now my home has been infested. Anyways, this slut with big tits is just another notch on my size 62 belt. I wrapped my churro so I wouldn’t get my cock dirty with whatever she might have had. You see, I could raw dog these whores but I run the chance of getting sick and being unable to dine at the finest spots in LA. After all, I do have my priorities. Katin was last seen on a surf board hoping to catch a tsunami wave for a ride to Hawaii. I hurt to burst your bubble honey but you can’t escape the wrath of The Minion.



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