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Savannah @ TheMinion.com
Savannah made a mess of my home. She made a mockery of what I do for a living: turning skanks into the future whores of America. The disregard for my home and the constant wasting of my food ignited the fire inside me. I haven’t been this angry since trans-fat was given a bad rap. I quickly took hold of the situation and slid my cock right inside her very loose snatch. I later found out she’s a black cock slut which would explain the looseness of her cunt. She eventually became a big star since I did have a huge hand in her success. I should start taking a percentage of the money these whores earn. I could open my own fast food restaurant in my home.



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Crissy Cums @ TheMinion.com
Crissy Cums has a great set of tits. I really can’t talk too much shit on her since she wasn’t as violent as previous porn sluts on this site. Chrissy Cums nurtured my cock as if gold came out of it. She rode me as if her life depended on it. Crissy has a strong head on her shoulders since she kept her sanity throughout the duration of our sex session. She even asked me to take her back to her hotel for another go around. I almost allowed that to happen but I couldn’t for two reasons. 1- I had to wait for the maids to clean up the aftermath and 2- I had to make it to the market on time since they were about to mark the donuts 1/2 off. Did Crissy Cum after our romp? Did I digest another 3000 calories before the night was over? Absolutely!



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Roxy Jezel @ TheMinion.com
My domination of the free world continues. I flew Roxy Jezel in from England where she used to sing in bars for pints of Guinness. I told her the following,"Come to the U.S and suck and fuck porn studs in great shape for tons of cash". She obliged in our email exchanges and was soon in my place. Roxy Jezel was shocked to see me and almost left. I technically didn’t lie to her since she’s used to "pounds" as opposed to U.S currency and she soon had my Patriotic cock in her mouth. I used her mouth to re-enact the Battle Of Bunker Hill since I eventually shot my canon in her mouth. The tart had the nerve to wipe it on my belly so I sent her home in a shirt proclaiming love for the I.R.A. I always win.



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Myha Monroe @ TheMinion.com
This New York fuck toy brought her east coast attitude and I just wasn’t having it…..son! I wasn in the middle of enjoying some nose candy when I got the call that she was in dire need of cash. As you can see I’m in dire need of stretching my limbs so we killed 2 birds with one stone. Myah’s tight little body was strong enough to support my mass as my raging cock brushed this porn star’s teeth. I sent her packing once my enormous sack was drained. From what I understand she’s back in New York and underwent hypnosis in an effort to forget the ordeal she went through. I almost feel sorry for her. Almost.



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Riley Brooks @ TheMinion.com
Riley Brooks told me she’s in dire needs of some money. It’s the same old song and dance with these insane sluts. A broke porn star? What’s next, a pizza with cheese? It was an unfortunate day since my heater was broken and I had a nice fire going on behind us. Riley Brooks wants to be a big porn star so she can makes tons of money, be famous, blah,blah,blah. I’ve heard the same thing time and time again. It was nice to have her soaking wet pussy in my face and then on my baby making shaft. She did a few things after our encounter but the biggest move she did was go into a witness protection program. I heard this scene scarred her for life. I almost feel bad.



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Cassidy Blue @ TheMinion.com
I can’t believe that some of these wacky porn whores have the gall to try to humiliate me. After all, I’m the measuring stick in this business of porn. Porn star Cassidy Blue is a dumb broad with big tits who goes one-on-one with the sleazy one. Cassidy Blue threw me in mud and then turned the hose on me. I get the last laugh in the scene as always as she wraps my whopper and rides me until my balls drain. I hear she left porn after religion came into her life. In this scene, she prays to the gods of the cumshot because that’s what she got!



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Katie Thomas @ TheMinion.com
Katie Thomas has got to be around 100 lbs soaking wet. She has to be one of the hottest girls I’ve ever allowed the honor of taking my dick. She is one of my favorite girls since she became a huge internet sensation with her own site at KatieThomas.com. She only fucks big black cock over there. From what I heard she got disgusted with hispanic jews like me and only black cock would do for her. The way she took my thick load to the chest is a sight to be seen. The way she became a graduate of The Minion’s "school of whores" is a milestone itself.



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Katrina Isis @ TheMinion.com
It was a wonderful day to spend outdoors. The red fruit juice was flowing, the bagels were baking, and my stomach was growling. The only way my lazy Sunday could be better was if I called in a favor to have some wacky porn whore delivered to my door in 30 minutes or less. Katrina Isis wants to make it big in porn the same way all these other girls want fame and fortune. Little do they know that it’s not all it’s cracked up to be. You can’t make an omelet without cracking some eggs. Wow, I feel like steak and eggs as I watch this scene. Fellas, there’s a certain point in this scene where you can see Katrina’s soul escape her body. Be on the lookout.



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Jordan Fleiss @ TheMinion.com
Remember guys, never get high on your own supply. Also, remember to never allow a whore to know your true home address. All these bitches talk to one another and word has gone out that I pay cold hard cash for certain "favors". I’ve been having wacky broads line up in front of my home in hopes of swallowing my ball snot. Jordan Fleiss was no exception and she was on her knees faster than an Irishman at a pay toilet. She sucked the life out of my cock and I almost paid her a bit of extra money but she started fucking with my supply. She’s lucky I didn’t let my Rottweilers loose on her but they were fast asleep. The dogs and I had a bunch of food delivered and those dogs just can’t handle their pizza.



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Sammi Cruz @ TheMinion.com
My conquest of the entire world continues one porn whore at a time. I heard Sammy Cruz used to do donkey shows in Tijuana and wanted to come to porn valley to mess with this gringo. She said my tits are bigger than hers but I think she’s full of shit….or is she full of beans? This little chalupa had quite the mouth on her that went to good use on my raging meatstick. Sammi Cruz sugared my churro like nobodies business. Sammi had a wet pussy like nobodies business. Sammi also runs a cleaning service that is her business but soon to be mine once I brainwash this dirty slut.



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