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Kelly Wells

admin — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 17:46:00 +0000

Kelly Wells @ TheMinion.com
Kelly Wells is one of my favorite porn star whores. This is her first time on camera and she’s gone on to be the amazing whore you now see on such sites as RuthBlackwell.com and BlacksonBlondes.com I like to think that the sight of my Adonis-like body ignited the fire within her to become the best whore she can be. It almost brings a tear to my eyes since I molded this piece of meat into such a cock sucking machine. Watch the genesis of a whore in the making as she goes one-on-one with the Minion. Kelly Wells, I hope you’re reading this because I want to marry you. I’ll split everything with you except my food. Bitch, if you ever touch my food then it’s on!

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Alexis Sunshine

admin — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 13:41:00 +0000

Alexis Sunshine @ TheMinion.com
I’m constantly searching the country for porn whores to put in their place. There’s nothing better than seeing some hot piece of fried chicken… err, I mean ass with my cock inside them. Alexis Sunshine emailed me from Florida (where their orange juice is second to none) and wanted to get into porn. The road to porn goes through me and I had her show up to see if she was worthy of my massive tool! Watch in horror as she flips out and makes my entire body look like a baby’s bib! Something tells me she’s now in therapy.

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Katin

admin — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 17:46:00 +0000

Katin @ TheMinion.com
Ah, I remember Katin. She claimed to be a surfer girl which I guess she thought made her better than the other porn whores I’ve fucked. She was wrong, wrong, WRONG! I made sure that we partied outside since I was having my house fumigated for roaches. Apparently I left some food in some hard to reach places and now my home has been infested. Anyways, this slut with big tits is just another notch on my size 62 belt. I wrapped my churro so I wouldn’t get my cock dirty with whatever she might have had. You see, I could raw dog these whores but I run the chance of getting sick and being unable to dine at the finest spots in LA. After all, I do have my priorities. Katin was last seen on a surf board hoping to catch a tsunami wave for a ride to Hawaii. I hurt to burst your bubble honey but you can’t escape the wrath of The Minion.

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Raylee Dean

admin — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 13:41:00 +0000

Raylee Dean @ TheMinion.com
I was enjoying some cake and whipped cream when I was interrupted by Raylee Dean. Apparently she wasn’t too turned on by my physique and I honestly can’t see why. Nonetheless, Railee Dean took it upon herself to throw my food all over my newly cleaned kitchen. I was finally able to win her over with my charm and before you knew it she was spread open like an open-faced deli sandwich. All these porn whores have a price and her dignity vanishes before your very eyes. Raylee Dean left the business soon after and hasn’t been heard or seen since. Enjoy the mayhem that ensued while I pick out remnants of cake from my ass!

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Mulaan

admin — Sun, 14 Mar 2010 17:46:00 +0000

Mulaan @ TheMinion.com
Before she was Tia Tanaka she was Mulaan Wang or something retarded like that. She said I looked like Buddah since my newly shaved head and big gut were present. I can’t believe the audacity these bitches have. Let it be said that I, The Mighty Minion, shelled out the funds from my own pocket for this whore to fly in from whatever godforsaken country she’s from. I could have sent a rowboat for her but I had a change of cholesterol-filled heart. Mulaan must have learned her cock sucking and fucking skills from the massage parlor I saved her from. She’s now a huge fucking deal in porn and I had a huge hand in that. However, I heard she’s still not that bright. When we fucked I told her I wanted to 69 and she said back,"Why do you want beef and broccoli now?". Simply amazing.

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Genesis Skye

admin — Sun, 14 Mar 2010 13:41:00 +0000

Genesis Skye @ TheMinion.com
When a porn whore comes to my house I demand that she be respectful and humble while around me. Genesis Skye came in with an attitude and thought she was running the show. That’s so funny because I rule this roost. Genesis Sky was informed that the only way to be a top cock milking machine was to go the distance with me. It also helped that there was a hefty check at the end. Little did she know that on the memo line of the check I wrote "for being a wonderful whore". I always win…….always.

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Kacey

admin — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 16:46:00 +0000

Kacey @ TheMinion.com
After a list of pathetic porn chicks I finally nailed one of a high caliber. Kacey left the business a few years earlier in hopes of leading a normal life? Fat chance, honey! You know how many diets I’ve been on only to gain the weight back? Sometimes you are who you are and you’re another one of these worthless porn star whores here to suck and fuck me for money that inevitably winds up in the hands of your suitcase pimp! Kacey came in with a vengeance as she slammed my head into a wall moments before my "pet iguana" was in her mouth and then her "retired" cunt. I can bet you that she’ll never forget me and the cumshot I delivered to her.

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Olivia Winters

admin — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 12:41:00 +0000

Olivia Winters @ TheMinion.com
She’s now known as Olivia Winters but she’s always been a sistah who can’t get enough dick. Today she came in for a shoot where she thought the male talent was some twink looking mother fucker but it was I, the lean, mean buffet killing machine. I have a soft spot in my cholesterol-filled heart for hot black chicks down on their luck. After all, how are they going to get the money to bail out their baby’s daddy? Olivia Winters came in for a late night shoot and left with a check that inevitably ended up in the hands of a Los Angeles bail bondsman. It’s worth mentioning my cock smelled like watermelon moments after I pulled out of her black pink taco.

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Ty Enali

admin — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 16:46:00 +0000

Ty Enali @ TheMinion.com
I don’t remember where this goofy one is from nor do I care. The only things I care about are money and food. If they made money out of food then I’d be set! Nonetheless, Ty Enali came by my heavily secured location in order of securing some, um, stuff shall we say. I was in the middle of treating my sinuses to some relief when she came in looking for a quick score. Since it was a few days since I last drained my balls on some whore I decided to throw this dog a bone and allow her the privilege of sucking me off. Ty Enali must be a Filipino phrase for "dignity non-existent" because she really lived up to that name. She gobbled my goo as if it were the last batch of rice on the market.

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Haley Scott

admin — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 12:41:00 +0000

Haley Scott @ TheMinion.com
Today I was in a loving mood. I was also in a wheelchair from a buffet incident that my lawyers won’t allow me to discuss any further. Haley Scott fell in love with me after talking to the various porn star chicks I banged. Haley Scot was done with "stick men" and wanted a real man. She also wanted some hot tongue kissing action which I obliged. She couldn’t care more about me seeing as how my every need was taken care of. Did I want some head? She didn’t hesitate. How about some pussy from behind? No problem! We were talking about getting married until she ran off with some guy with even more body hair than I have! Oh well, watch as our love blossoms in this beautiful sex session.

Visit TheMinion.com - Take a ride on the insane train and witness a real man take charge of his bitches! The Minion | Haley Scott