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Mulaan @ TheMinion.com
Before she was Tia Tanaka she was Mulaan Wang or something retarded like that. She said I looked like Buddah since my newly shaved head and big gut were present. I can’t believe the audacity these bitches have. Let it be said that I, The Mighty Minion, shelled out the funds from my own pocket for this whore to fly in from whatever godforsaken country she’s from. I could have sent a rowboat for her but I had a change of cholesterol-filled heart. Mulaan must have learned her cock sucking and fucking skills from the massage parlor I saved her from. She’s now a huge fucking deal in porn and I had a huge hand in that. However, I heard she’s still not that bright. When we fucked I told her I wanted to 69 and she said back,"Why do you want beef and broccoli now?". Simply amazing.



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Genesis Skye @ TheMinion.com
When a porn whore comes to my house I demand that she be respectful and humble while around me. Genesis Skye came in with an attitude and thought she was running the show. That’s so funny because I rule this roost. Genesis Sky was informed that the only way to be a top cock milking machine was to go the distance with me. It also helped that there was a hefty check at the end. Little did she know that on the memo line of the check I wrote "for being a wonderful whore". I always win…….always.



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Kacey @ TheMinion.com
After a list of pathetic porn chicks I finally nailed one of a high caliber. Kacey left the business a few years earlier in hopes of leading a normal life? Fat chance, honey! You know how many diets I’ve been on only to gain the weight back? Sometimes you are who you are and you’re another one of these worthless porn star whores here to suck and fuck me for money that inevitably winds up in the hands of your suitcase pimp! Kacey came in with a vengeance as she slammed my head into a wall moments before my "pet iguana" was in her mouth and then her "retired" cunt. I can bet you that she’ll never forget me and the cumshot I delivered to her.



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Olivia Winters @ TheMinion.com
She’s now known as Olivia Winters but she’s always been a sistah who can’t get enough dick. Today she came in for a shoot where she thought the male talent was some twink looking mother fucker but it was I, the lean, mean buffet killing machine. I have a soft spot in my cholesterol-filled heart for hot black chicks down on their luck. After all, how are they going to get the money to bail out their baby’s daddy? Olivia Winters came in for a late night shoot and left with a check that inevitably ended up in the hands of a Los Angeles bail bondsman. It’s worth mentioning my cock smelled like watermelon moments after I pulled out of her black pink taco.



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Ty Enali @ TheMinion.com
I don’t remember where this goofy one is from nor do I care. The only things I care about are money and food. If they made money out of food then I’d be set! Nonetheless, Ty Enali came by my heavily secured location in order of securing some, um, stuff shall we say. I was in the middle of treating my sinuses to some relief when she came in looking for a quick score. Since it was a few days since I last drained my balls on some whore I decided to throw this dog a bone and allow her the privilege of sucking me off. Ty Enali must be a Filipino phrase for "dignity non-existent" because she really lived up to that name. She gobbled my goo as if it were the last batch of rice on the market.



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Haley Scott @ TheMinion.com
Today I was in a loving mood. I was also in a wheelchair from a buffet incident that my lawyers won’t allow me to discuss any further. Haley Scott fell in love with me after talking to the various porn star chicks I banged. Haley Scot was done with "stick men" and wanted a real man. She also wanted some hot tongue kissing action which I obliged. She couldn’t care more about me seeing as how my every need was taken care of. Did I want some head? She didn’t hesitate. How about some pussy from behind? No problem! We were talking about getting married until she ran off with some guy with even more body hair than I have! Oh well, watch as our love blossoms in this beautiful sex session.



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Jeanie Marie @ TheMinion.com
This one is truly crazy. Jeannie Marie Sullivan thought the true way to become a porn superstar was to smother my face and ass with some chocolate spread. This insane bitch made a mess of my house and I was not going to take that at all! She then had the audacity to ride me around like a bucking bronco. I had enough of her crap and informed her that it was my show and I make the rules. She quickly found out that stuffing my cock in her mouth wasn’t a bad thing. Oh no, it’s a very good thing! She also found out that my massive member inside her sugar walls was a beautiful sight. The mouth full of my goo was a special sight to be seen. In fact, I should look her up and see if she wants to make $30 the hard way!



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Cristina Agave @ TheMinion.com
This treat from south of the border was on hard times. Cristina Agave has a loco boyfriend who was in legal trouble (big shock) and she needed some extra pesos to help out her essay. Since I am a hopeless romantic I decided we should fuck near my fire place. I also wanted us to fuck there so I could smell her snatch warming up and seeing if it does indeed smell like juevos rancheros. Christina Agave has a bright future in porn ahead of her. Then again, she could always be my cleaning lady since the last batch of whores have turned my beautiful home into the streets of Tijuana. Finally, watch in horror as I turn Christina Agave into the world’s largest tortilla as I get on top of her like a donkey at one of those live sex shows.



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Jasmine Tame @ TheMinion.com
Jasmine Tame is a porn star whore. She loves what she does and makes no bones about it. I heard she was talking mad shit about me and my porn chick dealing ways so I had to cut her down to size. I had us fuck outside as opposed to the in door fucking she’s used to. She’s also used to outdoor plumbing since this southern whore still thinks a great place to meet men is at family reunions. Normally fake tits annoy me as much as the waiter who doesn’t bring ketchup for my fries. However, Jasmine’s wet pussy and mouth made me forget all about that the same way I’m sure she hopes to forget that she ever met me. I suppose I can forgive her since she is a whore after all and they don’t know any better. I was able to tame the wild Jasmine only after I dumped my jizz in her mouth and she accepted like a hungry little slut.



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Tina Fine @ TheMinion.com
Tina Fine came into my place wearing workout clothing. How dare she insult myself and my home with wearing clothes you lose weight in! I had to teach her some respect but not before I chowed down on some whipped cream and other snacks I always have around. My bed looked like a war zone after we were done but it was well worth it. Tine Fine left with a satisfied pussy, a nice payday, and whatever dignity and self respect she has left. I however, kept my food and left the dirty sheets to my maid.



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