The Daily Minion

Lucy Thai @ TheMinion.com
Confucius said that "7 day honeymoon make whole weak" and The Minion says: "Every whore has a price". Lucy Thai brought her MSG-ridden ass to my home in hopes of becoming a huge star. She did some work but gave up faster than a Frenchman during the German assault. Luci Tai’s snatch goes up and down instead of vertically which I found very interesting. Unlike most of the other girls here she was quite submissive which is what they teach in those gook schools when they’re younger. I love Lucy Thai since she took my goo like a true champ and did my dry cleaning as well.



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Jasmine Tame @ TheMinion.com
Jasmine Tame is a porn star whore. She loves what she does and makes no bones about it. I heard she was talking mad shit about me and my porn chick dealing ways so I had to cut her down to size. I had us fuck outside as opposed to the in door fucking she’s used to. She’s also used to outdoor plumbing since this southern whore still thinks a great place to meet men is at family reunions. Normally fake tits annoy me as much as the waiter who doesn’t bring ketchup for my fries. However, Jasmine’s wet pussy and mouth made me forget all about that the same way I’m sure she hopes to forget that she ever met me. I suppose I can forgive her since she is a whore after all and they don’t know any better. I was able to tame the wild Jasmine only after I dumped my jizz in her mouth and she accepted like a hungry little slut.



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Lori London @ TheMinion.com
I can’t stress enough that I am the measuring stick in porn. Lori London is a fiend for the "white stuff" and I’m not talking about jizz. Her boyfriend was arrested for trying to sneak the shit up his ass while going through airport security. I agreed to get him a bail bondsman but only if his girlfriend put her annoying voice to good use. Fuck it, she put her mouth to good use and I made sure my stamina was at an all time high. My cock was at full attention as well as my stocks in fast food places I have a vested interest in. I dumped my load and sent her on her way. I hear that her boyfriend is now on his third strike and is on the run from the law. I hope it happens so Lori will beg me for a place to crash. I’ll allow her on the condition that my buffet buddies get to gangbang her on Wednesday nights since my local buffet has pork night and I’m not down with that.



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Kayla Marie @ TheMinion.com
This blonde bitch Kayla Marie is used to having her snatch pounded on by my black brothers over at BlacksOnBlondes.com. She’s used to getting huge cocks shoved in and out of every hole. Today, she got a slight vacation from the black man and got to go up against the fat man. Kayla Marie looks like the kind of girl who would babysit me many moon pies ago. She’s the type who would invite her boyfriend over when she should have been baking a 7 year-old Minion cookies, brownies, cakes, and more. I took out my frugal frustration out on her snatch which resembled a taco from a lunch wagon I visited earlier in the day. Kayla left in such a hurry that she forgot her check but that was alright. I used the money I was to pay her to get one of those meat lockers where you can walk into.



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Lexi Milf @ TheMinion.com
I love older women. I love cheese that’s been aged as well. I had Lexi come over since I like variety in the ages of the whores I bang. It’s kind of like those breakfast cereal variety packs you find in aisle 5. This seasoned broad did something to me since I popped 2 times before I should have. I was so embarrassed but then I remembered that I’m The Minion and I never fuck up. It was her fault for being so fucking hot and milking my cock with her pussy walls. I had her come back the second and third time by promising to make her a superstar. I also told her that her husband was fucking his secretary and a great way to get back at him was to come back and let me jizz on her over and over again.



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Victoria Sin @ TheMinion.com
I’m not a big fan of the German people. They started 2 major wars and lost them both. It looks like failure runs several generations after Hitler killed his 2 bitches (his dog and Eva) and then himself. Victoria Sin has a body to die for. She has the skills of a whore that would turn you so insane you’d turn your mother into a bar of soap. No German has been fucked this hard since the Treaty Of Versailles (look it up) and you can see how I did it. After we were done I needed to send her home. I sent her on a train heading East since the trains must run on time!



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Kelly Wells @ TheMinion.com
Kelly Wells is one of my favorite porn star whores. This is her first time on camera and she’s gone on to be the amazing whore you now see on such sites as RuthBlackwell.com and BlacksonBlondes.com I like to think that the sight of my Adonis-like body ignited the fire within her to become the best whore she can be. It almost brings a tear to my eyes since I molded this piece of meat into such a cock sucking machine. Watch the genesis of a whore in the making as she goes one-on-one with the Minion. Kelly Wells, I hope you’re reading this because I want to marry you. I’ll split everything with you except my food. Bitch, if you ever touch my food then it’s on!



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Vanilla Skye @ TheMinion.com
I love it when whores name themselves after Hollywood flicks. I would call myself Fat Albert, but I’m neither fat nor African-American. Vanilla Skye came in with a resume which was shorter than my "to-do" list but she was pretty enough for me to give a tryout. She didn’t bring any food with her which annoyed me to no end. I sent my driver to go get some burgers while I slid my hot dog inside her bun. Her pink pussy was pounded into oblivion since I had extra energy from lack of on-site grub. I don’t know what happened to her since then except she’s changed her name from "Vanilla Ske" to "Missing In Action".



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Katin @ TheMinion.com
Ah, I remember Katin. She claimed to be a surfer girl which I guess she thought made her better than the other porn whores I’ve fucked. She was wrong, wrong, WRONG! I made sure that we partied outside since I was having my house fumigated for roaches. Apparently I left some food in some hard to reach places and now my home has been infested. Anyways, this slut with big tits is just another notch on my size 62 belt. I wrapped my churro so I wouldn’t get my cock dirty with whatever she might have had. You see, I could raw dog these whores but I run the chance of getting sick and being unable to dine at the finest spots in LA. After all, I do have my priorities. Katin was last seen on a surf board hoping to catch a tsunami wave for a ride to Hawaii. I hurt to burst your bubble honey but you can’t escape the wrath of The Minion.



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Savannah @ TheMinion.com
Savannah made a mess of my home. She made a mockery of what I do for a living: turning skanks into the future whores of America. The disregard for my home and the constant wasting of my food ignited the fire inside me. I haven’t been this angry since trans-fat was given a bad rap. I quickly took hold of the situation and slid my cock right inside her very loose snatch. I later found out she’s a black cock slut which would explain the looseness of her cunt. She eventually became a big star since I did have a huge hand in her success. I should start taking a percentage of the money these whores earn. I could open my own fast food restaurant in my home.



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