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Lena Juliette @ TheMinion.com
I found this cochroach working the local lunch wagon. I ordered a burrito with chips and paid with a $100 bill. She didn’t have change so I then threatened to get immigration over (I have political pull), but she couldn’t go back across the border. I then told her that she could avoid deportation by taking my ejaculation. Like a mexican jumping bean she jumped at the chance and an hour later she was taking my churro in her mouth as I kept my nose clean with some "powder". I dumped my load in her mouth which disgusted her so much she ran out of there like Speedy Gonzales.



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Hailey Paige @ TheMinion.com
Hailey Paige is a personal trainer when she isn’t stuffing cock down her throat. I was a bit tired from a feast of epic proportions. She came with a nice resume of trimming down fat guys into greek gods. I was staring at her fine body as she was trying to get me to lead a healthy lifestyle. I was sweating after 2 push-ups and soon my semetic charm won her over and she was mine! She couldn’t keep my cock out of her mouth and I soon had to take her pussy for a test drive. I quickly wrapped the main vein and my immediate goal was to make her box sore. She is on of my favorite fuck toys and accepted my check with a glimmer in her eye. I must have gotten too much jizz in her eyes since the check was written out for $50 and not $5000.



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Aiden Layne @ TheMinion.com
Aiden has a tight little body. She’s also new and has yet to discover my diet regime so that’s why this skank hasn’t ballooned up yet. She came to the set with her suitcase pimp boyfriend. I made him wait in my very expensive and lavish waiting area as I plowed his old lady. He was playing video games as she was sucking down my joystick. He was eating the mexican food that I provided as I was sliding in and out of her pink taco. You get the point. Her husband asked me how to be a stud like me just moments after I dropped a fat load on his bitch. I told him to get on the phone and order me 3 pizzas at his cost. He refused. I kicked them out.



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Crystal @ TheMinion.com
I don’t remember how I came across this winner. It was either a fellow agent, a suitcase pimp, or a Winnebago. This white trash slut had the same old song and dance about being a huge porn star. I quickly informed her that the porn wolrd can be a scary once since no porn sets are ever catered. She asked if she could one day buy a house and other naive questions that are common of new porn sluts. I lost my cool and broke the news that the road to fame and fortune was through me. She looked at me the same way I’m looked at when I fart during funerals. I can tell you for a fact that her mouth was a nice garage for my dick and her pussy as well. Crystal soon left porn for the good and now flips burgers to pay for her Winnebago gas. I get free food at her place since I’ve blackmailed her with this scene.



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Pamela Princess @ TheMinion.com
I wanted to give the neighbors an idea of what I do indoors and that’s why Pamela and I fucked outdoors. Pamela was certainly no princess. She copped an attitude once she found out that the way to porn stardom is through my realm. She almost left my home but the amount of 000’s I offered to pay made her change her mind. It’s too bad Pamela didn’t take my advice. She could have been a big star instead of a very forgettable whore that I allowed the honor of taking my cock. Where is she now? Who cares?



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Ginger @ TheMinion.com
Ginger would not be taking a 3 hour tour this day. This red-headed bimbo needed money to stock up her firdge. I found this to be a lie since she is in dire need of as many carbs as possible. She informed me that she could no longer sell plasma (big shock) and came to me because I pay cash for the freshest sluts to deep throat my massive semetic cock. She must have found G-d towards the end because she spat my own gunk on my belly. I had the last laugh as I had her pay my driver to give her a ride home. He then gave the money to me. Remember, The Minion always wins!



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Veronica Rayne @ TheMinion.com
The quality of whores coming through my front door goes up and down(much like my cholesterol). I wanted to sample Veronica Rayne’s body like 31 flavors, but today, only her mouth would do. I was tired of looking at her tired old eyes so I placed my coin purse right on them as my raging rod was in her gullet. Veronica’s face was the perfect target for the load I blasted her with. My jizz ran down her face as fast as I run away from a diet plan.



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Kinzy Jo @ TheMinion.com
Kinzy Jo has the personality of an eggplant and the looks of a bulldog eating mayonnaise. Sometimes my standards are as low as a turd hanging from some dogs asshole (which she resembles). I can see why this flash-in-the-pan porn whore didn’t make it big. She didn’t take direction very well.It’s a good thing she isn’t a waitress taking my food order or I’d flip the fuck out. She sucked my cock as if it was a terrible thing to do. She looked at the camera the same way I look at a diet soda. All in all she was horrible. However, I did get her to suck my cock and drain my sausage as if I was her Uncle. Kinzy Jo….. please go back to whatever trailer park you made your way from.



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Sophie Dee @ TheMinion.com
Look at what the cat dragged in this time. Sophie Dee is a black cock slut but today she’s a small cock slut. Her English accent is so annoying that the only time she’s attractive is when my dick is occupying her mouth. It was a good thing I was indulging in my nose candy which made her whiny voice somewhat tolerable. She came to me since her bookings had dried up and her brutal vocal chords didn’t make a Hollywood trek seem likely. I had some spare cash to throw around since gas prices had gone down so I made her go down and inspect my gigantic rod. I dropped my load on her like the bombs in the German blitz and she was soon on her way to buying tea and crumpets.



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Alicia Alighatti @ TheMinion.com
I don’t care about the backgrounds of any of the whores I use. I don’t care if they’re wetbacks, jigaboos, or even guineas. Speaking of guineas, Alicia Alighatti interrupted me while I treated my nostrils. Normally I would give her a verbal lashing but it had been a few days since a warm mouth engulfed my pecker. She was giving me a song and dance about how she wanted to be rich and whatnot but I didn’t give a fuck. My dealer was 20 minutes away so I had to drain my balls in her mouth rather quickly. She was extremely happy that she didn’t have to fuck me but I did end up putting a stop payment on her check. I wish I could have seen the look on her face as the bank teller told her the bad news.



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