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Jackie Ashe @ TheMinion.com
Jackie has made a small name for herself in the porn game and I like to think I had a hand in it. This was one of her first times fucking on camera and she has the "deer in the headlights look". I politely told her that if she wanted to be a big star she’d have to go one-on-one with the sleazy one. She was reluctant untill I told her that I held her return plane ticket home to whatever hell hole she’s from. She did server a great purpose since I used her body as a food tray for my delicious treats. Silly whore……The Minion will find any and all uses for you!



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Desire Storm @ TheMinion.com
If you blinked then you missed Desire Storm’s career in porn. I was her first scene and I believe her last. She thought she’d get roided out guys and it would be one huge dating service. Her world came crashing down once she looked at my physique and mannerisms. Her background is in the Middle-East as well as mine so I thought we’d mesh well together. I would spray her face with my hummous and all would be well. I was wrong in every sense of the word. This slut couldn’t wait for me to turn blast my own oil onto her face so she could wire the money back home. Good thing I used a condom or else I might have some disease like herpes, gonorrhea, or even worse, a case of the Cairo chlamydia.



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Tiffany @ TheMinion.com
Everyday is a great day for a picnic. It’s too bad that I was "in a bad mental state" because I forgot the picnic basket. The constant tick attacks I’ve been suffereing have ruined any chances of me becoming spokesman for any 12-step-programs. Anyways, Tiffany is a porn slut who is suspect in my supply running lower than normal. If she’s guilty then she’ll have to suck my dick. If she’s innocent she’ll have to suck my dick. Either way you look at it, I’m getting my dick sucked in my backyard since I’m convinced the D.E.A has my house bugged.



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Joey Valentine @ TheMinion.com
I don’t remember much of this slut since she is really is a flash in the pan. MMMM, now I feel like pancakes. Anyways, she was so disgusted by the amounts of food I had that she even vomited on me. I haven’t been that grossed out since a local Chinese restaurant stopped using MSG in their food. Joey, to her credit, was a trooper and took my cock with such gusto that I feel teardrops rolling down my face as I write this. No, wait…it’s actually sweat since I’ve been feasting since 4 a.m. Joey took my cum like a true champ but in true fashion I threw her out of my house since she brought absolutely no food. How fucking rude!



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Tiffany Rayne @ TheMinion.com
Tiffany reminded me of the hot girl in high school who ignored the geeks such as myself. What she didn’t know is that the same geek would become a super stud and fuck porn chicks while eating the finest gourmet. Second, what she didn’t know is that the road to quick cash goes through me. This blonde bimbo took it upon herself to turn my face into a canvas for food like peanut butter and hot dog buns. What the fuck are these whores thinking? In retaliation, I took it upon myself to turn her pussy into a cock garage for my meaty member. I used her mouth to keep my jizz warm and safe. I don’t know where Tiffany is these days. If you come across her then, for your own safety, don’t mention to her about the time she had one-on-one with the Minion. You might get slapped, kicked, punched, or all of the above.



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Kat @ TheMinion.com
Kat and I have gone at it a few times. This latest party was different seeing as how we were in a new home (I collect houses for fun) and her limited vocabulary had gone up slightly since last time. Like most of the other chicks I wrapped my cock so not to get the diseases those cesspools carry all over porn valley. I should have wrapped my entire body up as well since she threw anything and everything at me. This 95 lb piece of meat thought that I had gone soft in my stance of wacky sluts. She wrong as you can see and my raging cock penetrated Kat’s box. I would have gone in her ass but you know how Mexicans really aren’t clean. When was the last time you ate at a lunch wagon? Case closed.



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Laura Monroe @ TheMinion.com
I flew Laura Monroe in from Eastern Europe. Growing up in Soviet controlled land made her want to go to the land of huge burgers, gas guzzling cars, and porn superstars such as myself. This seasoned cougar thought she was going to fuck 180 lb dudes who look like twinks. She never thought that I, a 330 lb man, would be the dick she’d be fucking and sucking. You see, I sent her a picture of my skinny friend when I first contacted her so she’d think she would be fucking some skeleton. She was in for a rude awakening once she got to my mansion. It was a good idea I had her return ticket home in my possession or I would have never nailed this piece of ass.



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Avy Lee Roth @ TheMinion.com
This "daughter of a rock star", Avy Lee Roth, came over dressed as a sexy nurse. I was exhausted because I spent the entire day running to deli to deli in search of the leanest pastrami available. My raging cock was sore as well from pounding some prime snatch a few hours earlier ( I nailed the counter girl at my local deli) so I wasn’t at 100%. However, I’m just a gigolo who needs to spread his seed anyway I can, so Avy’s tight pussy and wet mouth was a nice place to do it. This all feels just like livin’ in paradise..



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Brandy @ TheMinion.com
I don’t remember much about Brandy. I do remember that she talked mad shit about me and that won’t stand! I used her back as a food tray to hold my grub. I used her pussy as a hangar for my cock. I used her mouth as a cave for my cock. I used 5000 calories of food in this scene and my heart has been paying for it ever since. Brandy soon left the business and from what I hear the only clothing she wears is a white straight jacket that matches the color of the jizz I blasted at her.



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Britney @ TheMinion.com
There’s something that tells me that Britney would rather be in line for Jay-Z tickets than to take my cock in her hoodrat mouth. She called up one of "my people" looking for some fast cash. I decided that her rancid snatch wasn’t worthy of my mighty stick. However, I took one look at her grill (no,it wasn’t a barbecue grill) and decided that her mouth would be fun to party with. Much like Brandy, she soon left the business after this. On a side note I spoke to her on the phone earlier and she said the hardest 5 years of her life was the 3rd grade. In case you’re not keeping score it’s : The Minion 3, Whores 0.



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