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Katrina Isis @ TheMinion.com
It was a wonderful day to spend outdoors. The red fruit juice was flowing, the bagels were baking, and my stomach was growling. The only way my lazy Sunday could be better was if I called in a favor to have some wacky porn whore delivered to my door in 30 minutes or less. Katrina Isis wants to make it big in porn the same way all these other girls want fame and fortune. Little do they know that it’s not all it’s cracked up to be. You can’t make an omelet without cracking some eggs. Wow, I feel like steak and eggs as I watch this scene. Fellas, there’s a certain point in this scene where you can see Katrina’s soul escape her body. Be on the lookout.



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Cassidy Blue @ TheMinion.com
I can’t believe that some of these wacky porn whores have the gall to try to humiliate me. After all, I’m the measuring stick in this business of porn. Porn star Cassidy Blue is a dumb broad with big tits who goes one-on-one with the sleazy one. Cassidy Blue threw me in mud and then turned the hose on me. I get the last laugh in the scene as always as she wraps my whopper and rides me until my balls drain. I hear she left porn after religion came into her life. In this scene, she prays to the gods of the cumshot because that’s what she got!



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Myha Monroe @ TheMinion.com
This New York fuck toy brought her east coast attitude and I just wasn’t having it…..son! I wasn in the middle of enjoying some nose candy when I got the call that she was in dire need of cash. As you can see I’m in dire need of stretching my limbs so we killed 2 birds with one stone. Myah’s tight little body was strong enough to support my mass as my raging cock brushed this porn star’s teeth. I sent her packing once my enormous sack was drained. From what I understand she’s back in New York and underwent hypnosis in an effort to forget the ordeal she went through. I almost feel sorry for her. Almost.



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Crissy Cums @ TheMinion.com
Crissy Cums has a great set of tits. I really can’t talk too much shit on her since she wasn’t as violent as previous porn sluts on this site. Chrissy Cums nurtured my cock as if gold came out of it. She rode me as if her life depended on it. Crissy has a strong head on her shoulders since she kept her sanity throughout the duration of our sex session. She even asked me to take her back to her hotel for another go around. I almost allowed that to happen but I couldn’t for two reasons. 1- I had to wait for the maids to clean up the aftermath and 2- I had to make it to the market on time since they were about to mark the donuts 1/2 off. Did Crissy Cum after our romp? Did I digest another 3000 calories before the night was over? Absolutely!



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Debbie Dallas @ TheMinion.com
I had my buddy, fellow porn stud Steve Holmes, come over to test out this brand new porn star Debbie Dallas. He fucked her as best as he could while I gave commentary and had a small feast ( a feast of less than 5000 calories at a time). He dumped his load and then it was my turn. Debbie Dallas got to fuck me, a super pornstar in high demand, and Steve Holmes who is a mope at best. Debbie didn’t do Dallas today but she made her rounds through porn valley and got me, a stud, and some guy you may or may not have heard of. She couldn’t get enough of my big cock and I had to give her the inevitable cumshot since it was getting late and my local deli was about to close. After all, I do have my priorities.



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Crissy Tyler @ TheMinion.com
I am the king of my castle. Fuck it, I’m the king of all that is pornography. Some forgettable porn whore brought Crissy Tyler by in hopes of pimping her out to me for some fast money. My cash flow is endless just like my colon, so I decided to give this whore a run for the money. I even wore a safety hat on because my vast intellect is too important to the survival of the human race. Crissy Tyler took my cum all over her face and had a fight with her porn star friend on their way back home. I can only imagine that they were arguing over which one of them would get to fuck me the next time. So many bitches, not enough time. So many burgers, not enough fries.



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Faith @ TheMinion.com
Here I am sitting in my home drinking a gallon of soy milk when porn star wannabe Faith comes waling in. I find her name interesting since it has a biblical meaning behind it but then again, 99 cent burgers aren’t really 99 cents once you’re done paying tax on it. Anyways, Faith nurtured me by filling my gullet with soy milk. I returned the favor by nurturing her face with my man goo which I’m told smelled like rancid cream cheese. Look at Faith’s expressionless face as my cock rocks a hefty load of cum on it. Why oh why do I continue to humiliate wacky whore’s? Simple. Food cost is rising as well as the cost of gasoline to take you to go out to eat. Oh Faith, wherever you are I miss you and want to dump another load on your miserable face.



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Tina Fine @ TheMinion.com
Tina Fine came into my place wearing workout clothing. How dare she insult myself and my home with wearing clothes you lose weight in! I had to teach her some respect but not before I chowed down on some whipped cream and other snacks I always have around. My bed looked like a war zone after we were done but it was well worth it. Tine Fine left with a satisfied pussy, a nice payday, and whatever dignity and self respect she has left. I however, kept my food and left the dirty sheets to my maid.



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Cristina Agave @ TheMinion.com
This treat from south of the border was on hard times. Cristina Agave has a loco boyfriend who was in legal trouble (big shock) and she needed some extra pesos to help out her essay. Since I am a hopeless romantic I decided we should fuck near my fire place. I also wanted us to fuck there so I could smell her snatch warming up and seeing if it does indeed smell like juevos rancheros. Christina Agave has a bright future in porn ahead of her. Then again, she could always be my cleaning lady since the last batch of whores have turned my beautiful home into the streets of Tijuana. Finally, watch in horror as I turn Christina Agave into the world’s largest tortilla as I get on top of her like a donkey at one of those live sex shows.



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Haley Scott @ TheMinion.com
Today I was in a loving mood. I was also in a wheelchair from a buffet incident that my lawyers won’t allow me to discuss any further. Haley Scott fell in love with me after talking to the various porn star chicks I banged. Haley Scot was done with "stick men" and wanted a real man. She also wanted some hot tongue kissing action which I obliged. She couldn’t care more about me seeing as how my every need was taken care of. Did I want some head? She didn’t hesitate. How about some pussy from behind? No problem! We were talking about getting married until she ran off with some guy with even more body hair than I have! Oh well, watch as our love blossoms in this beautiful sex session.



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