The Daily Minion

Jeanie Marie @ TheMinion.com
This one is truly crazy. Jeannie Marie Sullivan thought the true way to become a porn superstar was to smother my face and ass with some chocolate spread. This insane bitch made a mess of my house and I was not going to take that at all! She then had the audacity to ride me around like a bucking bronco. I had enough of her crap and informed her that it was my show and I make the rules. She quickly found out that stuffing my cock in her mouth wasn’t a bad thing. Oh no, it’s a very good thing! She also found out that my massive member inside her sugar walls was a beautiful sight. The mouth full of my goo was a special sight to be seen. In fact, I should look her up and see if she wants to make $30 the hard way!



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Cristina Agave @ TheMinion.com
This treat from south of the border was on hard times. Cristina Agave has a loco boyfriend who was in legal trouble (big shock) and she needed some extra pesos to help out her essay. Since I am a hopeless romantic I decided we should fuck near my fire place. I also wanted us to fuck there so I could smell her snatch warming up and seeing if it does indeed smell like juevos rancheros. Christina Agave has a bright future in porn ahead of her. Then again, she could always be my cleaning lady since the last batch of whores have turned my beautiful home into the streets of Tijuana. Finally, watch in horror as I turn Christina Agave into the world’s largest tortilla as I get on top of her like a donkey at one of those live sex shows.



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Jasmine Tame @ TheMinion.com
Jasmine Tame is a porn star whore. She loves what she does and makes no bones about it. I heard she was talking mad shit about me and my porn chick dealing ways so I had to cut her down to size. I had us fuck outside as opposed to the in door fucking she’s used to. She’s also used to outdoor plumbing since this southern whore still thinks a great place to meet men is at family reunions. Normally fake tits annoy me as much as the waiter who doesn’t bring ketchup for my fries. However, Jasmine’s wet pussy and mouth made me forget all about that the same way I’m sure she hopes to forget that she ever met me. I suppose I can forgive her since she is a whore after all and they don’t know any better. I was able to tame the wild Jasmine only after I dumped my jizz in her mouth and she accepted like a hungry little slut.



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Tina Fine @ TheMinion.com
Tina Fine came into my place wearing workout clothing. How dare she insult myself and my home with wearing clothes you lose weight in! I had to teach her some respect but not before I chowed down on some whipped cream and other snacks I always have around. My bed looked like a war zone after we were done but it was well worth it. Tine Fine left with a satisfied pussy, a nice payday, and whatever dignity and self respect she has left. I however, kept my food and left the dirty sheets to my maid.



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Kayla Marie @ TheMinion.com
This blonde bitch Kayla Marie is used to having her snatch pounded on by my black brothers over at BlacksOnBlondes.com. She’s used to getting huge cocks shoved in and out of every hole. Today, she got a slight vacation from the black man and got to go up against the fat man. Kayla Marie looks like the kind of girl who would babysit me many moon pies ago. She’s the type who would invite her boyfriend over when she should have been baking a 7 year-old Minion cookies, brownies, cakes, and more. I took out my frugal frustration out on her snatch which resembled a taco from a lunch wagon I visited earlier in the day. Kayla left in such a hurry that she forgot her check but that was alright. I used the money I was to pay her to get one of those meat lockers where you can walk into.



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Faith @ TheMinion.com
Here I am sitting in my home drinking a gallon of soy milk when porn star wannabe Faith comes waling in. I find her name interesting since it has a biblical meaning behind it but then again, 99 cent burgers aren’t really 99 cents once you’re done paying tax on it. Anyways, Faith nurtured me by filling my gullet with soy milk. I returned the favor by nurturing her face with my man goo which I’m told smelled like rancid cream cheese. Look at Faith’s expressionless face as my cock rocks a hefty load of cum on it. Why oh why do I continue to humiliate wacky whore’s? Simple. Food cost is rising as well as the cost of gasoline to take you to go out to eat. Oh Faith, wherever you are I miss you and want to dump another load on your miserable face.



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Victoria Sin @ TheMinion.com
I’m not a big fan of the German people. They started 2 major wars and lost them both. It looks like failure runs several generations after Hitler killed his 2 bitches (his dog and Eva) and then himself. Victoria Sin has a body to die for. She has the skills of a whore that would turn you so insane you’d turn your mother into a bar of soap. No German has been fucked this hard since the Treaty Of Versailles (look it up) and you can see how I did it. After we were done I needed to send her home. I sent her on a train heading East since the trains must run on time!



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Crissy Tyler @ TheMinion.com
I am the king of my castle. Fuck it, I’m the king of all that is pornography. Some forgettable porn whore brought Crissy Tyler by in hopes of pimping her out to me for some fast money. My cash flow is endless just like my colon, so I decided to give this whore a run for the money. I even wore a safety hat on because my vast intellect is too important to the survival of the human race. Crissy Tyler took my cum all over her face and had a fight with her porn star friend on their way back home. I can only imagine that they were arguing over which one of them would get to fuck me the next time. So many bitches, not enough time. So many burgers, not enough fries.



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Vanilla Skye @ TheMinion.com
I love it when whores name themselves after Hollywood flicks. I would call myself Fat Albert, but I’m neither fat nor African-American. Vanilla Skye came in with a resume which was shorter than my "to-do" list but she was pretty enough for me to give a tryout. She didn’t bring any food with her which annoyed me to no end. I sent my driver to go get some burgers while I slid my hot dog inside her bun. Her pink pussy was pounded into oblivion since I had extra energy from lack of on-site grub. I don’t know what happened to her since then except she’s changed her name from "Vanilla Ske" to "Missing In Action".



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Debbie Dallas @ TheMinion.com
I had my buddy, fellow porn stud Steve Holmes, come over to test out this brand new porn star Debbie Dallas. He fucked her as best as he could while I gave commentary and had a small feast ( a feast of less than 5000 calories at a time). He dumped his load and then it was my turn. Debbie Dallas got to fuck me, a super pornstar in high demand, and Steve Holmes who is a mope at best. Debbie didn’t do Dallas today but she made her rounds through porn valley and got me, a stud, and some guy you may or may not have heard of. She couldn’t get enough of my big cock and I had to give her the inevitable cumshot since it was getting late and my local deli was about to close. After all, I do have my priorities.



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