The Daily Minion

Cassidy Blue @ TheMinion.com
I can’t believe that some of these wacky porn whores have the gall to try to humiliate me. After all, I’m the measuring stick in this business of porn. Porn star Cassidy Blue is a dumb broad with big tits who goes one-on-one with the sleazy one. Cassidy Blue threw me in mud and then turned the hose on me. I get the last laugh in the scene as always as she wraps my whopper and rides me until my balls drain. I hear she left porn after religion came into her life. In this scene, she prays to the gods of the cumshot because that’s what she got!



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Kacey @ TheMinion.com
After a list of pathetic porn chicks I finally nailed one of a high caliber. Kacey left the business a few years earlier in hopes of leading a normal life? Fat chance, honey! You know how many diets I’ve been on only to gain the weight back? Sometimes you are who you are and you’re another one of these worthless porn star whores here to suck and fuck me for money that inevitably winds up in the hands of your suitcase pimp! Kacey came in with a vengeance as she slammed my head into a wall moments before my "pet iguana" was in her mouth and then her "retired" cunt. I can bet you that she’ll never forget me and the cumshot I delivered to her.



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Katrina Isis @ TheMinion.com
It was a wonderful day to spend outdoors. The red fruit juice was flowing, the bagels were baking, and my stomach was growling. The only way my lazy Sunday could be better was if I called in a favor to have some wacky porn whore delivered to my door in 30 minutes or less. Katrina Isis wants to make it big in porn the same way all these other girls want fame and fortune. Little do they know that it’s not all it’s cracked up to be. You can’t make an omelet without cracking some eggs. Wow, I feel like steak and eggs as I watch this scene. Fellas, there’s a certain point in this scene where you can see Katrina’s soul escape her body. Be on the lookout.



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Ty Enali @ TheMinion.com
I don’t remember where this goofy one is from nor do I care. The only things I care about are money and food. If they made money out of food then I’d be set! Nonetheless, Ty Enali came by my heavily secured location in order of securing some, um, stuff shall we say. I was in the middle of treating my sinuses to some relief when she came in looking for a quick score. Since it was a few days since I last drained my balls on some whore I decided to throw this dog a bone and allow her the privilege of sucking me off. Ty Enali must be a Filipino phrase for "dignity non-existent" because she really lived up to that name. She gobbled my goo as if it were the last batch of rice on the market.



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Sammi Cruz @ TheMinion.com
My conquest of the entire world continues one porn whore at a time. I heard Sammy Cruz used to do donkey shows in Tijuana and wanted to come to porn valley to mess with this gringo. She said my tits are bigger than hers but I think she’s full of shit….or is she full of beans? This little chalupa had quite the mouth on her that went to good use on my raging meatstick. Sammi Cruz sugared my churro like nobodies business. Sammi had a wet pussy like nobodies business. Sammi also runs a cleaning service that is her business but soon to be mine once I brainwash this dirty slut.



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Jeanie Marie @ TheMinion.com
This one is truly crazy. Jeannie Marie Sullivan thought the true way to become a porn superstar was to smother my face and ass with some chocolate spread. This insane bitch made a mess of my house and I was not going to take that at all! She then had the audacity to ride me around like a bucking bronco. I had enough of her crap and informed her that it was my show and I make the rules. She quickly found out that stuffing my cock in her mouth wasn’t a bad thing. Oh no, it’s a very good thing! She also found out that my massive member inside her sugar walls was a beautiful sight. The mouth full of my goo was a special sight to be seen. In fact, I should look her up and see if she wants to make $30 the hard way!



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Lucy Thai @ TheMinion.com
Confucius said that "7 day honeymoon make whole weak" and The Minion says: "Every whore has a price". Lucy Thai brought her MSG-ridden ass to my home in hopes of becoming a huge star. She did some work but gave up faster than a Frenchman during the German assault. Luci Tai’s snatch goes up and down instead of vertically which I found very interesting. Unlike most of the other girls here she was quite submissive which is what they teach in those gook schools when they’re younger. I love Lucy Thai since she took my goo like a true champ and did my dry cleaning as well.



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Jasmine Tame @ TheMinion.com
Jasmine Tame is a porn star whore. She loves what she does and makes no bones about it. I heard she was talking mad shit about me and my porn chick dealing ways so I had to cut her down to size. I had us fuck outside as opposed to the in door fucking she’s used to. She’s also used to outdoor plumbing since this southern whore still thinks a great place to meet men is at family reunions. Normally fake tits annoy me as much as the waiter who doesn’t bring ketchup for my fries. However, Jasmine’s wet pussy and mouth made me forget all about that the same way I’m sure she hopes to forget that she ever met me. I suppose I can forgive her since she is a whore after all and they don’t know any better. I was able to tame the wild Jasmine only after I dumped my jizz in her mouth and she accepted like a hungry little slut.



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Lori London @ TheMinion.com
I can’t stress enough that I am the measuring stick in porn. Lori London is a fiend for the "white stuff" and I’m not talking about jizz. Her boyfriend was arrested for trying to sneak the shit up his ass while going through airport security. I agreed to get him a bail bondsman but only if his girlfriend put her annoying voice to good use. Fuck it, she put her mouth to good use and I made sure my stamina was at an all time high. My cock was at full attention as well as my stocks in fast food places I have a vested interest in. I dumped my load and sent her on her way. I hear that her boyfriend is now on his third strike and is on the run from the law. I hope it happens so Lori will beg me for a place to crash. I’ll allow her on the condition that my buffet buddies get to gangbang her on Wednesday nights since my local buffet has pork night and I’m not down with that.



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Kayla Marie @ TheMinion.com
This blonde bitch Kayla Marie is used to having her snatch pounded on by my black brothers over at BlacksOnBlondes.com. She’s used to getting huge cocks shoved in and out of every hole. Today, she got a slight vacation from the black man and got to go up against the fat man. Kayla Marie looks like the kind of girl who would babysit me many moon pies ago. She’s the type who would invite her boyfriend over when she should have been baking a 7 year-old Minion cookies, brownies, cakes, and more. I took out my frugal frustration out on her snatch which resembled a taco from a lunch wagon I visited earlier in the day. Kayla left in such a hurry that she forgot her check but that was alright. I used the money I was to pay her to get one of those meat lockers where you can walk into.



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